There were leaves in my washing machine yesterday… lots of them. All floating around and mushed up and washed in with the clean clothes.
DD1 swears blind it wasn’t her! But I have been known to find all sorts of gunk in her pockets so despite her innocence she may actually be guilty by default!
DD2 shook her head vigorously when asked if it was her. But that could mean anything. Ask her if she wants chocolate to eat and she will shake her head vigorously.. ask her if she wants smelly socks to eat and she will shake her head vigorously!
DH looked at me as if i had 10 heads when I asked if it was him.. but he his so absent minded sometimes I wouldn’t be surprised if he put the dirty dished from our lovely rocket and Parmesan salad in to the washing machine instead of the dishwasher… But actually no.. it could definitely NOT have been him.. he would NEVER load the dishwasher anyway!
So I can only blame myself. Long suffering mother.. guilty of stuffing leaves into her own washing machine!!!! Oh dear. What a day!

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